Typewriter From The Urbach Letter December 2012

Return to Archive

Cool Thing of the Month

Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
On the ice planet of Hoth, frost covered car windows are a way of life. But residents of the Outer Rim Territories know the best method to clear a windshield and get underway is with the severed arm of a bipedal carnivore. Wampa claws do the job while the plush red lining and furry exterior keep your hand warm. $25 at ThinkGeek (where else?)

Return to Archive

(c) Copyright 2002-2013 Victor Urbach
This article may be reprinted with permission and attribution