Typewriter From The Urbach Letter – December 2012

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Cool Thing of the Month

Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
On the ice planet of Hoth, frost covered car windows are a way of life. But residents of the Outer Rim Territories know the best method to clear a windshield and get underway is with the severed arm of a bipedal carnivore. Wampa claws do the job while the plush red lining and furry exterior keep your hand warm. $25 at ThinkGeek (where else?)

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