The Wall Street Guru Ball
It's a "magic 8-ball" that dispenses investment tips. Much more fun than listening to your financial advisor, and probably more accurate too. Better get one now, while you can still afford it. $7.95 at Archie McPhee, the home of squirrel underpants, gummy maggots, commie mints, inflatable fruitcake, electronic yodeling pickles, avenging narwhals, and many other things you surely can't live without...