Office Espionage Kit
Tired of being left out of the loop? Are your emails being read by who knows who? Want to get the low-down on those hush-hush goings on? Then you'll need to part with all of $11.08 to buy yourself The Office Espionage Kit, complete with book of spy tips. It contains a miniature listening device (bug), and secret note paper. The included invisible ink spy pen both encodes and decodes your most sensitive private messages. Available at Wal*Mart.com. Warning: The OEK can be used for evil as well as good. You're on your own. Should you be caught or killed, The Urbach Letter will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This letter will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck.